I laughed and I should not have being black and all.  Well done.

not every tire is lucky enough to be raised by white wall parents

Then trade it for a Chrysler based on E class, designed by Mercedes. Way better than Tesla!

STOP RESISTING, STOP RESTING!!!!

damn that was dark.

Man 5 articles in like 2 hours. You guys are REALLY pushing the David/Jason story down eh?

Rory is an herb.

Remember when Raph used to write stuff other than a monthly blurb about an old 80's road bike?

Really??? Your response is to attack the readers after losing two beloved writers, both of which had far more to do with the success of this site than you have? If you actually give a damn, read the comments. Why is it that so many people specifically mention how good Mercedes is in their comment? What is it about her…

telling your readers to grow up is decidedly immature. perhaps you should consider your own advice because taken as it is written - it is condescending and insulting. 

Best of luck Rory.  I stopped reading a while ago.  I missed these guys, but the invasive ad experience, horrible kinja experience, and what ownership did to Deadspin was my exit point.  I am sure your content is good.  I just wish it was available somewhere else.

< First, grow up. Millions of people read this site, if you want to stop, go with god.>

this smug ass response is like the icing on the cake for me leaving. i was already out the door anyway, but i kept coming back for torch and tracy. but this attitude right here seems to be taking over the culture of the writers at jalopnik and i have to think it’s souring the taste of many who might still read this…

Oh, man, remember when they cared about the commentariat enough to actually do COTD?

First, grow up. Millions of people read this site, if you want to stop, go with god.

You sonuvabitch, I’m in!

If your first reaction is “Grow up” then you are missing the point. Here is an opportunity for you to step in and reassure the folks who frequent this site that while you are losing two unique voices, you have many more that are committed to continue on the tradition of what made Jalopnik great: unique and irreverent…

“Millions of people read this site”

Exactly, we all know why the quality has suffered, the sites are no longer passion projects, they’re click generators and the listicles are proof of that. I don’t blame the writers so much as the management, I’m sure it’s been decreed from above. Yes, sites need to generate revenue, but when the passion and integrity…

https://www.theautopian.com/car-news/welcome-to-the-autopian-the-ultimate-car-website-for-the-people/