his answer is “pander to black people”

Baby boomers are deeply, deeeeeeply fucked up.

“KETCHUP COME OUT MY SMELL SPOT”

came here for the mercator jokes. 

Classic salesman upsell right there. 

Like I’ve mentioned many times, there’s only been one president with a four syllable last name, and there won’t be another. 

jezebel has really gone downhill lately, which sucks was one of my favorite gawkmodo sites. Most of the articles get few comments, and it’s all tacky gossip.

You’re gonna like the PDK. I’ve driven the one you can’t spec with three pedals.

Surprised Philadelphia isn’t on there.

It’s like I always say, the hardest part about being a certified fork lift driver is all the women that want to have sex with me. 

HAHAHAHA. this is great 

This was the worst take of an entire list of completely bad takes.

ENDU FOOTBALL RULES!

For those who don’t know, barstool is like ebaums world, but for dumber people. 

Small Little Bone was the worst rapper in Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony don’t @ me. 

Fun fact; I’ve already hit 14 home runs against the Orioles this year. 

Fuck Utah

Fuck!

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