it’s hilarious how hard it tries. 

Thank you for lending your expertise in this.

I guess Soviet Army jokes don’t play as well around here as they used to.

Eh, The Reds have been taking nothing but L’s since 1918. 

The ringer goes into a good explanation of what happened to his little piggies.

Clearly we need a worst world series where The M’s take on the O’s.

I was not expecting that man to have so many teeth. 

Boomers dude. They’re literally scum. 

Hey man, they suspended Incognito for the first two games. 

Not all libertarians are hoarders, but I bet most hoarders are libertarians. 

Because David is on his way to becoming this guy.  Hopefully he doesn’t go full off the rails hoarder, but we’ve all read the articles. 

That clown that owns the Vikings got indicted for racketeering! 

Calling it now; John Malkovich plays him in the movie. 

Came here for this. 

Right?  Playing off the stereotypes of NFL fans is easy fodder, pointing out exactly how and why the owners are actual leeches draining funds from the public and providing nothing but misery for people too dumb to realize what’s going on?  That would be amazing. 

WHY YOUR OWNER SUCKS; 2019

It’s fucking totally dysfunctional. It’s that fucking bad up there.

+1 JEROME BETTIS IS FROM DETROIT

.......But enough about American Ninja Warrior.

Voula’s opens at 6!