When I sold used LR’s and RR’s I told people; “no, it’s good that it’s leaking oil, that means there’s still some in there.”

I have married friends that say things like, “my love” and “baby” in reference to each other in group company.

Well, did he kill the bug or not?

Why does he always wear a coat? Melina is in short sleeves and a skirt. He’s out there like it’s 30 degrees out.   

“That’s something that you really can’t replicate even on a rehab assignment, because the game is so different”

bus passes

The wifi signal under your rock is strong, who’s your provider? 

Here’s to feeling good all the time. 

I have a really nasty hangnail on my left index finger.  Just typing this was agony.  

When you look up “Linda”, hers is the picture that comes up in the dictionary.   Jesus, what a fucking Linda. 

There’s a lot of things kinja can’t do, but it does do a good job of keeping the never ending primordial soup in the grays.

That’s basically the exact fantasy land that baby boomers live in.

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I bet the unit is corrupt and racist. 

ya, no shit dumbfuck, no one watched that fight.  

it means that you don’t get jokes. 

Came here for this.  75% of Americans are in no way in shape or coordinated enough to make 4 hops on these things. 

always highlight cardiovascular truthers

Summertime and the living’s easy
And Bradley’s on the microphone with ras m.g.
All the people in the dance will agree
That we’re well qualified to represent the LBC
Me, me and Louie run to the party
Dance to the rhythm it gets harder

From the looks of it, his cardiovascular system will keep on struggling though.