which really look great on all these tech bro dorks with man boobs. 

Soccer jerseys are by far the worst sports jerseys.

Do they even need speakers?  Seems like anyone could just slightly raise their voice and be heard over the twelve people watching. 

These big government states like Missouri, Alabama, and Georgia really need to get on the small government bandwagon.  Personal freedom is important, so be sure and vote democratic! 

Look man, we need nuclear submarines to battle ISIS.

Right? And the Nepalese government isn’t doing anything about it.  

Read the paragraph that starts with “But do I give a fuck” in Dennis Leary’s voice from those old MTV commercials. 

You know who got me elected? Yup. I do. 

She should travel to one of those islands in Indonesia where they kill you if you get within 1000 yards of it.  She’ll learn a lot. 

Real Sports went there.

Buddy of mine started The Juniper Fund, to help Nepalese mountain workers.

Meanwhile, I get side-eye from everyone in line at 7-11 for taking a couple pennies from the tray.

I thought this was gonna be a Top Gun joke, so you got me in the first half for sure. 

I’m sure Brandel Chamblee (lol, your name sucks) will jump to Hanks rescue!

so stupidity, basically.

There were like 45 people there last night tops.   Twenty of them were drunk in the beer garden not paying attention.   

this deserved more love. 

You should check into what the life of a Sherpa is like my dude. 

Because I never have to touch it.

Yup. Two of my cars have it, the other two do not.  It’s..... annoying.