andrewcouts
Andrew Couts
andrewcouts
Deputy Editor, Gizmodo

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Oct 14
70

No biggie. I found a flash drive in the park that has a Word doc in which Donald J. Trump lists his IOUs to numerous off-shore interests and also confesses to having Jeffrey Epstein strangled. It’s completely real.

Sep 4
4

In response to BuzzFeed News’s statement that it will now primarily refer to QAnon as a “collective delusion” instead of a “conspiracy theory,” the Gizmodo Copy Desk is making the decision to call QAnon “the future of the GOP.”

Sep 2
3

The biggest takeaway seems to be that Weber’s customer service still lives up to its reputation. You know if this were a Traeger with all these defects, every customer wouldn’t be getting free upgraded parts. Read more

Aug 1
36

Everyone. Girls and guys (and non-binary people) can all enjoy vibration, or share them with their partners. No reason to exclude anyone from enjoying wand vibes, although not everyone likes them.

Aug 1
225

When I was your age, we had to jerk off with rotary phones. And just a few generations ago, if you wanted to jerk off, you had to go wait in line at the telegram office. 

Jul 30
7

What happens if you microchip a person? I think I am gonna start. If I ever get lost I want to be sure people know who my owners are. 

Jul 15
9

Some of the comments and complaints are odd to me. Try it for free with ads for as long as you want. They will iron out a deal with roku and amazon. Try it and if you like it keep using it and maybe pay if you hate ads that much or want the premium content. If not then walk away no harm done lol. Not like Disney Plus Read more

Jun 26
35

Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got.
Taking a break from social distancing, sure would help a lot.

Wouldn’t you like the chance to get sick that way?

Sometimes you want to go where CoVID19 takes your name,
and it’s always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
and get infected all the same
Read more

Jun 26
20

Andrew, this Florida woman needs a drink. Or five.

Jun 9
19

relax, nothing to see here. CBP is just drawing dicks in the sky

Jun 2
24

This is your first post as the interim EIC of Gizmodo so first off I’ll say welcome to the job.

Secondly I’ll say I’m really sorry that your bosses think this blog layout is a good idea.

Thirdly, what about story blocks (or modules) are new? Read more