ps Guilfoyle might be my favorite character

Guilfoyle wants to be a Rottweiler but the dude has plenty of chow: capable, hearty, healthy, and basic as hell. A blackhearted little emo snowflake, just like every other trench coat mafia reject.

Dinesh is the Pit Bull raised in pure domestic bliss. He has no clue how dangerous he could be; he only sees and wants LOVE

this could be a fun exercise: is Jared the elegant, racing greyhound?

from the design guy's dialogue, there is a 100% chance every character has a spirit animal and you are right about Big Head.

he eats up my food and tears up my house and I'm not allowed to say $hit. It's definitely like having a stepson?

but he was bought and bred, with papers, and I am very much a pound puppy guy. Goldens, labs, mutts. I don't approve of getting dogs via puppy mills but this wasn't my call and I surely don't take it out on the little guy. Peanut the pug is great.

I love him and he's hilarious. But he predates me.

Jared's quiet reassurance might have been my favorite among a series of small moments that shot me up and made me laugh harder than Erlich did cough.

Lovable idiot is 100% correct. My 3 cats batted the hell out of his face during the pet integration portion of our marriage and he just sat and smiled the whole time. Now everybody is pals, including the surliest, grumpy old kitteh you ever did see.

+1 from an Emory alum

My wife is a pug owner and the kind of person who freaks out and shrieks in delight anytime she sees a pug or bulldog on TV. She did not disappoint last night.

I also liked "20 million and 36 thousand dollars" in combined managed investable assets. Erlich's the best/worst

agreed. turnabout for her fear of losing the board seat

I couldn't control myself during the coughing. the "pointing and nodding" whilst hacking up a lung… it all rings very true

that wasn't a bong
it was a steamroller
and that's what they do
they are the worst

I wonder if non-stoners found the coughing as funny as I did.

I came here to say exactly this. (the coughing)

Dude… Cersei murdering Tommen and thus fulfilling her own prophecy would be vintage Gurm. That's money.

Can't believe you would reference CleganeBowl without screaming GET HYPE.