Wait, you managed to tie “pyramid schemes” and “male privilege” together?

Well Harden was dealt and KD left town in the middle of the night so I don’t think they’re taking the shots.

Westbrook is the most valuable player because without him the Thunder a D-League team playing for the lottery pick. In games he has a Triple-Double the Thunder are 30-7, his stats are in favor of the team…

#6 for now, Clippers look like hot garbage, wouldn’t be surprised to see Russ snatch that 5 spot and upset the Jazz in the 1st round.

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The most efficient triple double I ever had was the 3 double scotch neats I had before my custody hearing.

Of course he is the fucking MVP, and anyone who disagrees is a fucking idiot.

I’ve made this argument on Jez to much (obvious) contention but really, I just don’t think comedy is for progressives. Modern progressives are too sensitive and go into viewing entertainment with a list of boxes to check for groups and subgroups and sub-subgroups that shouldn’t be “offended.”

How mature and brave of you. Does your arm get tired from patting yourself on the back for such heroism? I deplore the president but his saying “give him a chance” is not an admission of support. By no means deplorable enough to never listen to a historically great comic again.

I watched Spin last night, and Rich is leaving out a key part of the Cosby commentary - that being it was a callback to a joke done earlier in the show concerning a superhero who resorts to rape to maximize his “powers,” setting up a moral conundrum of “he rapes, but he saves lives.”

This wasn’t Andrew Dice Clay…

Lopez obviously threw first ON VIDEO, and then claimed to the ref “He threw first. Fuck that guy.”

Also, Lopez’s punch was weak as fuck while Ibaka’s had some fucking HEAT.

Appropriate use of gif.

Creating an email account for the kid and each year, you send them an email about how awesome the year was and all the amazing things they did and so on, and when they turn 18 you say “oh hey, here’s something for you to read”, that’s one thing, because it’s just between you and your kid and no one else at all.

*extreme whisper voice* a steak knife will cut bread.

You know what’s worse than wishing your small child a happy birthday on Facebook? Creating social media accounts for your newborn.

I refuse to wish anyone happy birthday on facebook. If they’re an important enough friend they get a call or a text. If they’re not do they really care that I wish them happy birthday on social media?

All 140 lbs of Steph Curry was actually trying to get his hands on somebody. Impressive.

Call me a giant asshole for being a Bulls fan, but this was our best game all season.

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