That Neymar take is terrible. Truly.

Would you say that if some brat threw stuff at your property?

Yeah, and it was actually Obama who named it The Beast.

or just moon him

A CNN correspondent covering the story on the ground noted in her dispatch that the president, “travels in a limo called ‘The Beast’ that is armor-plated,” like an actual super-villain.

Jez writers are often very young and do not know/understand/care about history/facts, etc. Remember, Jez isn’t news, it’s commentary — and they get a LOT of things wrong. Very wrong.

I feel like only asshole boys did shit like that. Not making a comment about these boys, per se.

So a kid throwing a hard object at Obama’s motorcade should have been applauded as well? Ah, I see, it’s the new normal! How long, before you guys openly call for an assassin for Trump here on jezebel in a post?   

I can’t approve of throwing things at vehicles. Even Trump’s. Next time, kids, just flip him off.

I wouldn’t mock “The Beast”, it’s been called that for a long time and the term became semi-famous while Obama was using it. You open yourself up to a lot of mockery from the Trumpers if you try to push that narrative.

Unless, of course, the story isn’t exactly as Mykki is telling it.

But Westbrook is being funnier about it so...he wins!

Reporter: “Russ, what’s fashion week been like?”

I’ve been watching him closely this season, and Lebron is a really good athlete, imo.

That is dangerous and his YMCA membership should be REVOKED.

Is this all another way of saying my kid wears it because it was on sale at Target?

Dunno why the tone here is so negative. They want to force the university to make changes. Seems like withholding millions of dollars a year until they’re satisfied the changes have been made is one of the more effective ways to actually get a slothful administrative body to act.

Did i say he was? If Drew is going to be a salty asshole and lash out at all pats fans than I have a right to lash back.

By cheating do you mean that time the team recorded video from a perfectly legal location and that time the laws of physics worked as they were supposed to?

Pats “got caught cheating” the same way Hillary “got caught” murdering diplomats in Benghazi. That’s why we call it Ballghazi.