Whatever you choose, it will never be good enough.

“I’m vegan...”

Nerd alert.

Typical Democrat. Ya, Obama was all about peace lol

Republican in the Whitehouse! Time to forget about all the thousands of people killed in Obama’s wars!

If we end up in a nuclear war with China, a gun really isn’t going to do you much good when a 20 megaton warhead explodes within a few miles of your house.

There are fraternities that do not haze. I was in one. It was fun.

Most fraternities don’t sexually assault and piss on pledges.

Who else has received unanimous approval?” Ummm, Merrick Garland, ever heard of him?

This is the most conflicted I’ve ever been over a post. Syrup: good take. Heinz: good take. Leaving ketchup *out* of the fridge YOU SICK FUCK.

To any new parents out there, “spit up” sucks, but we’re talking full on, regular people food chunk-blowin’. My boy got a daycare stomach virus the other week that spread to my wife and me. We were the Griffin family on ipecac. He barfed on my wife twice, and in his crib twice, and I thank god that was it. He…

Nope nope nope. Puke. Hands down. A crap is a crap is a crap... It might be more liquid than solid, but it’s generally the same.And poop doesn’t necessarily have to stink. You might give a little sniff sniff and figure something is out of the ordinary but it’s generally not overpowering.

This fucking guy.

Clutch? Most of his play seems pretty automatic at this point.

I share your cynicism, but if he’s going to take a step in the right direction once it might be good to encourage him to do it again.

As hot as the gay rumours about Rodgers are, I find Munn, after watching her interviews including her on Colbert last month, to be staggeringly head-securely-lodged-up-ass self-absorbed. And phoney!

Vinnie Viola is from New York and this happened in New York.

+1 for originality. You cleverly used “deflate” and “pumped up” when referencing the Patriots who were accused of “deflating balls” i.e. not having them “pumped up” enough! Brilliant! Whatever you make, tell your boss to double it.

People hate the Warriors because Draymond is a dick kicking asshole and their bandwagon tech-bro fanbase is annoying.

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.