andrew918
Andrew
andrew918

The only thing more flagrant than the foul is Green/Kerr’s convoluted lying about it. Sack up, Warriors, and take the suspension like a man.

I’m a casual Warriors fan and hope they win the series, but let’s remember Westbrook is the dude who finished out a game with a fucking dent in his face. I’m not about to take that dude on about flopping.

“I’m not Batman.” Hmmm...sounds suspiciously like something someone would say if they were trying to hide the fact that they are Batman.

I look forward to PRESIDENT TRUMP focusing on a Brady-friendly judge to nominate to the Supreme Court.

I’m cheering for this to happen and then, regardless of result, I want the Supreme Court to take it up. And then I hope they deadlock and their ruling is otherwise completely unclear. I want this to last longer than the BP litigation.

Warning: the following take is hot; very hot.

According to the most recent census, the population of the Bay Area is a shade over 7 million.

If he’s the pimp he doesn’t have to force her compliance anymore, that’s already been secured.

You mean like when the headline says “Conservative caught in sex sting” or “Trump supporter sends racist tweets” or maybe “Republican Senator indicted on money laundering charges”.

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

me, me me me me me me me me.

Why do you get suspended less games for being bad at punching?

Kind of like those nine times they got exposed against healthy teams in the regular season, eh? Thank goodness the other 73 games were against injury-ravaged teams such as the Little Sisters of the Poor and Johnson Elementary or they'd never have that record.

And just broke the record for wins in a season that was set 20 years ago. It’s the NBA, conspiracy nuts. I’m sure there was uncalled traveling on both teams all fucking game long.

Yes, because what corporate fat cat doesn’t want all the ratings gold of media market 43 in the NBA Finals instead of market No. 6, represented by a team that has meant big ratings all year and the reigning two-time MVP?

Could be worse. I mean, blood clots aren't as devastating as the comet that wiped out the rest of his family sixty five million years ago.

Deadspin is so fucking jealous of Bill Simmons. It ooozes through all their coverage of him.

I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

Or, ya know, the guy who got shit-ass Marquette to the Final Four by putting up a triple-double against the #1 team in the country. I kinda think his PG shooting 1-11 with 8 turnovers is the biggest reason they got spanked by Kansas, but you do you.