If Tim and David did a movie together it wouldn’t be a buddy cop movie, but rather a film about two City Inspectors enforcing zoning codes and building regulations.

Going over to David Robinson’s house and playing with his HO scale model railroad.

Tim can now pursue some of his true life passions, such as:

He’s only playing so long to pay off his massive student loan debt. Four full years of tuition at Wake Forest. Yeesh.

How soon we forget the big-market showdown of Syracuse - Fort Wayne.

I love them... the insane amount of people who watch them every two years, and the large amount of people whose lifelong goal is to win an Olympic gold medal tends to steer me toward you being in a minority.

but it seriously just sounds like he admitted to never hearing those rumors before, which is believable because the only reason I know of those rumors is because of this site.

I’m as pro-choice as they come, but you can’t blame anyone else for the actions of an unhinged person. This guy is solely responsible for his own actions. If I made a comment about how Donald Trump was going to destroy this nation and some crazy person went out and shot him, I certainly wouldn't accept any…

Poor Patty Mills. So young, so full of life. You will be missed brother.

Calm down player, they lost twice as many at home to OKC in this series than they did all year. All while OKC turned it over 20 times to their 7. And dont blame it on refs. Woulda took a miracle 3 to take it to overtime. Which OKC woulda won. Dont be too sad. Patrick has enough said in this blog post for everyone.

Ah here he is again. Still sad.

Yes you giant baby

Sad more?

Hate to the “that guy,” but the thunder were actually up 1 when Westbrook was “fouled” by Leonard

It’s okay. I cheated against you. It was with my wife each time.

My attention and efforts are focused on the participation in and preparation for a championship season:

When can we finally get the conversation going about compensation for these student-mathletes?

You can piss right off with that noise, young son.

sorry, can’t hear you over all this freedom, and high fructose corn syrup

Do you guys just look for an excuse to be snarky? Michael Phelps, as ridiculous as he is, is probably shirtless because he’s practicing skin to skin contact with his child, something that promotes intimacy with fathers and their babies. Christ.