Calm down, dude.

Hottest of takes.

4 white guys playing fictional characters.

/entire group of Deadspin commenters pass out from sudden blood loss to the brain

[Steps over 10 homeless people]

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

I think death threats and coming after your children counts as at least bullying. Roy may not be a good or smart person but no one deserves that. I guess we need a new word, if bullying and abuse won't do?

I feel like CWebb may believe that was an offensive foul.

I do think so Tim.

Could this be the first ever instance of an athlete’s social media page actually being hacked?

Maybe he just left his shirt in the dryer too long. EZEKIEL ELLIOT DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO DO LAUNDRY, DROPS TO SECOND ROUND.

“Cry, me”

I’ll pay $100 to whoever plays Cat’s in the Cradle during game 6's post game conference

So he’s a real “dad” the same way he’s a real “Doc”.

“And while I hate the Patriots and enjoy watching them suffer, it’s fucking INSANE that the NFL never restored the pick.”

Much better than domestically racking a foul.

No no no - Rocket survived. It was Benny who died.

Adam will be taking Drake to a Thai brothel?

Wait till you hear her music.