I hear that a lot. Bradford sucks. OK, the guy blew his knee out twice. Does that make him injury prone? Maybe. What is the guy supposed to have done that he could control that he didn’t do? Did he suck with the Rams? Maybe. We do know that the Rams sucked or they wouldn’t have had the number one draft choice to take…

The OP is being being extremely and openly direct about it.

Oh, please. It’s clearly an insult. Are you seriously claiming that it’s not meant as an insult?

Don’t be fucking coy. When you say “Becky” you mean “white bitch”. You know it, we know it. I don’t care, but don’t think people are too fucking stupid to know what you mean. You clearly aren’t using it as an affectionate nickname. It means white cunt.

Iggy is an idiot, but is it really surprising that people don’t like the deliberate slur you’ve come up with to show your contempt for them?

DeAndre Jordan: I think it’s safe to say that both of you are going to be terribly missed.

D’Angelo Russell: [swipes right]

Did you see Westbrook on Villanueva? This is some all time shit talking.

Nice.

Why is this entire comment a parenthetical aside?

(It’s probably the best approximation of how that word is said. Look, it’s not like the people who speak like this understand the concept of diphthongs either; I work with what we’ve got)

That’s a great list of sarcasm. Particularly “Hypothetical Perfect Person”.

You’ll always have a drug underground. Even if it’s legal. Bootlegging still exists and liquor has been legal (again) for 83 years now.

If Curry’s ankle/knee are really bad, you can add “no shot of winning and may as well stop showing up”

Pretty simple math...

We’re jerking off in OKC too!

-another sentence I never thought I’d write

The saddest part is that he takes home leftover popcorn from the stadium.

Taken out by another players flop sweat. Seems...appropriate. So is this karma for all the injured teams they tore through last season or their big mouth techbro owner running his mouth or is it just plain old basketball stuff?

Looks like he changed his mind in the middle of the throw, and put it into the ground. It started off looking like he was going to throw the ball directly into Bogut’s face, but then he realized Bogut is a big guy who will actually brawl, so he chickened out.

Really?! Does the name Greg Oden ring any bells...