Before I proceed...I’m not in favor of H2. Its an unenforceable, stupid law that does more harm than any potential good.

Just gonna throw this out there- the NBA doesn’t seem to mind playing games and making money in China, who openly bans homosexual images on television, among other things.

As a socially awkward person, it’s entirely conceivable to me that he’s worried it might be insulting to pick up the check in that situation. It’s not, of course, but that’s how our weirdo minds work.

I had a rich friend for a while and still gobout sometimes with wealthier people than I. I never expect them to pay for my food just because they’re better off than I am.

Basketball would be better if the ball was a round screen and we could live tweet tweets right to the ball in real time so the dribbler could read the ball and become inspired to do more good kinds of shots. Imagine being passed a ball and right there on the screen/ball it says, from @DildoDunkins69: Hammer the…

Is this really a good idea, though? I mean, a woman POTUS and VP? Won’t their cycles sync up and wreak havoc on the White House plumbing?

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

Thanks Captain Obvious

White Guy Says Thing About Black Hair.

Agreed. You don’t see passengers on an airplane offering to help the pilot land the damned plane, because that’s what the airline hired him to do.

John Wilkes Booth: “Yo man, I’mma let you finish, but I had the greatest play interruption of all time!”

Ohh I get it!! Everyone has to agree w you or they work in a fast food restaurant!!

yeah. because the rest of us are really taking action against this horrible situation. our self righteous condemnation as we walk into foot locker puts us above him.

Listen, these kids might be fucking racist morons, but its also possible one kid was trying to be edgy and funny and the rest followed suit. Its a fucking group text, they aren’t burning crosses.

But one should expect a reasonable level of privacy when it’s a conversation that wasn’t meant to go outside the involved parties’ devices.

You should have seen the calls that Curry was getting. I hate the Rockets and want to see them laughed off the court but man, those calls were some bullshit.

I hear you. For years I’ve really wanted to enjoy a Hemingway novel. But this guy I’m always running into in my neighborhood is a huge fan, and the thought of drinking from the same cup and exchanging saliva with that dude is a real turn off. If he was a hot chick I probably wouldn’t mind, but last summer I saw the…

Probably because so many Native Americans willingly use the name in official capacities, including for team nicknames. And probably because its a word we came up with and coined ourselves before white people hijacked it then proceeded to try and erase any and all pop culture references and imagery of us under the…

Counterpoint: waiting silently for your turn is some bourgeois white people claptrap. In many, many cultures, speaking over a person is the prime way to show that you’re engaged and listening, and waiting until the person has finished speaking is a sign you’re not paying attention. Coming from a big Jewey…