Phew, thank god. my personal code of honor requires that I had to watch the games against my will until I got permission to stop from a random stranger on the Internet.

oh bee hive yourself.

There are gamers who probably haven’t uttered a single word in MONTHS.

Honestly this sounds like a deep, personal anxiety disorder you have, and you should really seek help. The “prize” for being neurosis free is living a happy, productive life, where stress at things you need not stress about isn’t wearing you down physically and emotionally. (Speaking as someone who’s been through it…

You couldn't sleep through the night because you were worried your SO wouldn't make it home from work? Sounds like a serious problem that should be addressed with therapy instead of this creepy band aid

“Unclear if that total included this girl, who has an awful lot of blood on her hand.”

Honestly, either has 95% of the commenters on Kotaku.

Even male sports DUIs are more fun to watch.

Anyone else get a lesbian vibe off of her?

great, now his gigantic head will get even bigger.

They don’t have to make fun of feminism! The blog is about celebrities, gossip, and fashion. There’s plenty of material there. I actually like the concerntroll angle Petchetsky took on Kendall Jenner dating a Laker. I think they’ll find their feet.

Seems like it’d be fun to muss his hair. And the accent, of course.

I didn’t know you could do that from inside the kitchen.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

On a professional level, women don’t have the athleticism to compete in sports that place emphasis on strength and speed. Look no further than 100m records or lifting records to realize the disparity is real. What women at your gym can do doesn’t enter the equation.

Maybe it includes game day safety for the stadium in some way? Maybe? I’m hoping?

He definitely would love the fucking attention, and he honestly might not be a worse coach than Lue and Blatt.

Funny. When Delonte West was on the team it was James’ mom who was head coach.

Expect the difference is Westbrook has the skills to backup the cockiness.