I think you missed a 2. But you make a good point. The rare pertinent Hulk comment.

So. Much. Salt.

The Royals met Noah at his office. For some reason, he didn’t show up.

Euro Trip was one of those movies that was so fucking stupid, it quickly became one of my favorites.

If you’re in the US and are thinking of taking your own life, call 1-800-273-8255 (the National Suicide Prevention Hotline).

OR... He made a mistake.. Realized it before the Presser.. And tried to not make a big fucking spectacle over it ... The media entitlement factor is beyond disgusting sometimes..

Smart. Get in on that 1996-era business before The Ringer corners the market.

He makes a strong point. Everybody thinks Aspirin is harmless. But I remember one time I took an Aspirin and ended up driving erratically with briefcase with $29,000 in cash and a bunch of bottles of Aspirin. I was even charged with a DUI. They need to put a warning label on that stuff.

I don’t speak Spanish too well. … I think it was a Cuban person, frustrated about the politics of it, I guess. He threw two beer cans. Nobody got hit. Nobody did anything. Maybe some guys got wet. It was a Cuba thing.

Step 1. Go get some KFC Nashville Hot Chicken

That sounds like you are implying he is doing something wrong to me, causing a problem.

One of my favorite gifs. Everything he does he does better than me. The swing, the bat-flip, the swagger, the socks with shorts. I want to be that five-year-old when I grow up.

They eventually reached an agreement, it got donated to charity. A-Rod is a man of the people.

This seems sort of callous but I don’t think bombings in countries where we associate turmoil drives clicks/traffic whatever in the US. Where something happening in France on Belgium, where American tourists are more likely to go, will.

Honestly it’s pretty simple. Bombings in places like Beirut and Istanbul are expected. That perception may be right or wrong but regardless of that, it’s the driving factor in coverage.

I hope this works. If the NFL can reduce kickoff returns by 5-10% then football will be a safe sport.

That’s the most epic burn from an ex-Niners’ coach since Tomsula accidentally used the linen setting when ironing York’s silk shirts.

Obama chilling with Castro at a baseball game while an international airport of an ally is attacked. Great president.