I barely get to the movies as is. The fact that they’re expensive, and require a babysitter, and have 20 pre-show ads that elicit audible sighs from the audience

The whole press conference was embarrassing. This is what happens when we have a president that is viewed as a weak pussy.

It can just pop up at any time, just randomly. Not because you did something to it, but because it’s there. There’s days when I wake up and I feel fine, and then a week later, it’s kind of stiff.

Always funny when Gawker tries to get on it high horse.

I think Michael Irvin is more concerned with rules on who’s holding.

It’s amazing that you can enter someone else’s home without permission without facing charges.

Oh no, it’s totally legal, that’s why the can was covered in tape, the referees replaced the ball and there is an article on Deadspin.

No, but he could have them droned without judicial review.

They’re going to make him go to Baltimore for making a joke about the Ravens? Seems harsh.

Still salty from the playoff game I see. Belichick is not only renting space in Harbaugh’s head, he’s rearranged the furniture and painted the walls in Patriots colors.

This is such bullshit.

allegedly did something. I think everyone remembers the whole Duke Lacrosse thing.

If you believe his version of the story he had sex with a girl hes slept with 3 times previously, and a few hours after the sex she went back into his room and slept in his bed with him. What could he possible have done to avoid that?

So a school that failed to cover up a murder is playing a school that failed to cover up “unconsented-to sex.” There’s a angle they should DEFINITELY play up in the pre-game.

The older I get, the more convinced I am that there’s something fundamentally wrong with men who continue insisting that 18-year-old women are the most attractive women.

Honestly, nobody cares enough to read this whole comment. Please just answer yes or no.

Sorry, I’ve been stuck on step 2 for 20 years.

“No talking about the Wizards. Don’t do it! I’m watching your ass.”

Counterpoint: Everything about this video makes me abjectly sad.