If there’s a 55-gallon drum of something near Tiger that he uses to “slather” on anything, it’s not Bengay.

Videos can be old

You’ve managed to miss the joke in the email, then subsequently made the joke yourself.
“I’d rather just trade that shirt in for a fine striped Macy’s Polo (thumbs up!)“??

Odds that if something like this were to happen, it would of necessity involve the Sixers: 100,000,000,000%.

Passengers on the Aaron Hernandez cruise, however, did not have nearly as much fun.

Agreed. “He’s motivated almost solely by financial gain, so let’s see how his quest to line his pockets plays out!” is a weird way to cap the story.

Today’s obliteration of Detroit is probably just the start of a second-half reign of terror as Davis goes for that huge pile of coin.

That kind of performance will certainly raise a single large connected eyebrow.

I agree. Any time I’ve had opiates prescribed, they’ve done great for the pain, but just make me relaxed or drowsy, never euphoric. But different people react differently to things.

That description baffles me—I broke a leg and would take a couple Vicodin every few hours, and I never felt euphoria. I even saved some when I was better, and would use a couple to dull a headache, which it helped slightly better than Advil. Is it me, or are some people more susceptible to its effects?

Dunno, but you can bet he went to bed a lot later than Abe Lincoln did.

Take my advice - propose to that girl that hasn't left you yet for being as into pro wrestling as you are.

It takes a pretty special person to get up in front of a bunch of people on what has got to be one of the most heartrending days in their entire life, and say words to bring OTHER people comfort.

His heart condition was the least that he had to overcome. Monty Williams was always been one of my favorite players. http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2011-02-11/spo…

It’s always heartwarming when a true Christian is heard from. I am not religious, but I believe the teachings of Christ is the lessons of forgiveness. Forgiveness is what you need in your heart to look at others and understand they grieve too. To turn the other cheek, sometimes you need to see through the eyes of…

“We didn’t lose her. When you lose something you can’t find it. I know exactly where my wife is.”

The NBA has installed metal detectors at the door to their locker room.

Yeah, it’s interesting. I guess when you sort of just consider what he’s done so far, you kind of have to wonder what’s going to be next for this guy and what kind of thing he’s going to be doing in the future. Looking back on his whole career, it seems like he’s reached a point where the big decision is where to go…

44 seconds or 55 seconds so you don’t have to move your finger.

Love her more. Obviously. But the fact that you even have to think about it makes me think she should be the one thinking about divorcing you.