I liked Grantland and am looking forward to seeing what Simmons does with The Ringer. Say what you want about the guy’s own writing, but he hires good writers and lets them write good stuff without over-managing them. That’s something to celebrate.

This apology is like olive oil—I’m not buying it because I don’t understand what first cold press means and also why does it cost so much and how can there be a difference between Italian and Greek olive oil if it is solely made from the extract of olives? And another thing, if you get olive oil on your shirt? You…

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Ah who gives a shit really? it was the 1990's at an SEC school. If Peyton Manning showing you his cock is the worst thing that ever happened to you as a female athletic trainer than I'd say life was pretty good. On top of that you get $300k?!! I'd blow Eli and Peyton for $300k.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

That’s not capitalism, that’s corruption in the system. And frankly you should know the difference, because that kind of fail upwards trajectory is inherently tied to corruption not economic philosphies.

You say there’s only two “West’s Best” but I’m going voice a very unpopular opinion; the Thunder would have a better chance in a seven game series than the Spurs.

Steph is our master, but the TNT directors made the right call here: Kobe being enthusiastic for a teammate scoring is much more newsworthy than Steph Curry making a half-court jumper.

White athletes. White musicians. Politicians. Engineers. Strippers before they strip. Drew Magary. It’s a long list bud, do you want me to keep going?

That is not what your name kinja name implies.

It helped that a witness was willing to identify the black man shooting a black man rather than be intimidated by gang members and keeping quiet.

The “take away the helmets and pads” argument makes me SO FUCKING ANGRY because it shows a fundamental ignorance of the history of the game itself. Do you know WHY they introduced helmets? Because people were DYING on the field. Literal death! Right there! This idea that taking helmets away will somehow magically make…

Brady gets 10x more vitriol and he’s white.

Jerry Jones may be a complete ass (and he absolutely, unequivocally is), but I love that he called Bidwill out on moving to AZ for the money.

I’m sorry but I don’t think this rule should change.

Ouch. I hope that guy has insurance

That’s awful for the fucking dog too. I have a clingy Boston Terrier who likes riding in the car, but his big ass has to stay in a different seat or we don’t drive. It’s too dangerous to do it any other way.

“The driver of the car, Susannah Donaldson, 55, was pronounced dead at the scene. Her dog was riding in her lap and was also killed.”

“Some irrelevant reference to all white people being racist”