I’ll take Completely Missing the Point and Purpose of Satire for $1,000, Alex.

Are you sure he isn’t a Gawker writer?

This is a well-written, thought-provoking article.

“He gets South Park—its cheap spite, its self-congratulation, the fantasy that privileged scorn for political correctness is subversive, rather than the exact opposite—better than the Pauls ever did, which might not be the very worst thing you can say about him, but still is pretty bad, because South Park sucks."

That’s because this article is 0% substance.

Listen, you can’t have 50 luxury boxes AND functional turf. Corners had to be cut somewhere, and when you’re watching half a dozen players tear their ACL on a beautiful 62" 4k display, set in solid oak, from the comfort of a single source leather recliner, sipping pinot from the vineyard on the roof of Levis stadium,…

DeMarcus Ware took Oher to the cleaners; thankfully Sandra Bullock picked him up a few hours later.

It’s not Cam’s fault. It’s hard to see beyond the glare of your own beaming personality.

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

We all get out of playing with our stupid kids in our own way.

My mother buys her own ham and makes her own soup, she just shares it with me and gives me leftovers...I may live in a basement but it’s not at my parents house!

They don’t need to make bad comments. Their articles scratch that itch.

But he should NOT tell his wife about your comment. Not sure how long he’s been married but after 24+ years, I can say, you don’t have THAT many opportunities to really impress your wife so when it happens, protect it as long as you can.

I don't have much of a preference on the actresses, but I feel like when they switched they really toned down a lot of Aunt Vivs badass. She went from being a high-powered veteran of the civil rights movement to just kinda... Being there :/

I hope she gets the help she needs.

Does this make it better though? Cam’s response to people complaining about his celebrations was if you don’t like it, stop me (which I completely agree with) but when somebody did just that, he can’t handle being on the other end of it? I like Newton, but this just wasn’t a good look for him.

I love how you all have been conspicuously ignoring these great articles about St. Ta-Nehisi of the 14e Arrondissement, Charger of $100k Speaking Fees Since His New Book:

I hope he gets elected. The laughs to be gotten as he flounders and flails at the job will be marvelous.

The movement is a joke. The media and politicians eat these idiots up. All police shootings are bad and some are outright executions. But problems in black/poor communities are so much more significant than these encounters. Bad schools, bad air, bad diets, bad or non existent parents, access to illegal guns, war on…

Exactly what will he do that wasn't done by all the previous black mayors and majority black city councils?