Free dessert for the table

True. The end of this fight didn’t look that different from the end of any MMA fight.

Could you name one stat that says Rubio is better than Westbrook in any facet of the game? It’s not assist/36, PER, assist/game, win shares, rebounds or anything else.

My biggest problem with cigars is the time commitment. You’re at a wedding or some big shindig, and you decide to smoke a cigar with some friends. Then your wife/gf/date wants you to come dance with her or bang her in the bathroom or something.

It was Jason Kidd running into Mike Woodson. Classic dick move that I’m all for!!!

When I worked in Sao Paulo, literally every person in the office brushed their teeth after lunch, every day, in the public bathrooms for the entire floor. It was bizarre, but I eventually got used to seeing my coworkers brush airborne fecal matter on their teeth.

Except for the SUV entering the highway were they couldn’t get back over to the right lane?

For intentionally driving in a reckless fashion, endangering those around him, I’m ok with it.

Cracker Barrel at #3? What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Ya’ll are so damn weird sad.(It’s all the rain)

I agree. Any time I’ve had opiates prescribed, they’ve done great for the pain, but just make me relaxed or drowsy, never euphoric. But different people react differently to things.

The NBA has installed metal detectors at the door to their locker room.

That was beautiful.

I love that this decreases both teams projected wins by 6+.

Jerry Jones may be a complete ass (and he absolutely, unequivocally is), but I love that he called Bidwill out on moving to AZ for the money.

“The driver of the car, Susannah Donaldson, 55, was pronounced dead at the scene. Her dog was riding in her lap and was also killed.”

You think OJ used the race card for his defense, just wait until McCoy goes to trial!

Two or three fully employed police officers don’t make enough money to pull together to pay a couple hundred bucks for bottle service?

“He gets South Park—its cheap spite, its self-congratulation, the fantasy that privileged scorn for political correctness is subversive, rather than the exact opposite—better than the Pauls ever did, which might not be the very worst thing you can say about him, but still is pretty bad, because South Park sucks."

How can we take your argument as coming from a “grown man” when your mother still buys your ham?