You joke, but I caught my 6 year old with a straight right while playing Thrill of the Fight in the Quest 2 this weekend. At first I was concerned, and then disappointed the punch didn’t drop him.

Did we just have civil discourse on the internet, eventually reaching a position of mutual agreement?!? The world really has changed since Wednesday.

Crediting Gorbachev with de-escalation is technically true but ignores the broader context. The primary reason the USSR pushed for an end to the Cold War was not altruism but self-preservation. The policy of the Reagan administration (because, let’s be honest, if Reagan was good at anything it was delegation) to…

Can you charge 0% interest and still be a loan shark?

Just an FYI, but Tress Way is the Redskins’ emergency QB. As such, I assume his choice was not random. Way certainly doesn’t get a ton of snaps in practice, but he wouldn’t be the emergency QB if he couldn’t do it at all. 

Understandable. If it helps, most political observers in the state thought Pence would lose his re-election bid for governor had he not been picked by Trump for VP. Most people were sick of his shit. 

Not to put too fine a point on it, but you came to a story about a New Jersey university to shit on Indiana in three separate posts, so it would appear you give at least a small shit.

I saw The Royal Tennanbaums with my college girlfriend in a half-filled theater and we were the only ones laughing. That’s when I knew she was a keeper.

My kids have been calling Professor Oak “the glue factory” ever since we started playing Pokémon Go. 

The whole thing makes even less sense when you consider that Harry Kane, England’s savior in the Tunisia game, plays for Tottenham.

+1 for the ELO background music

Haisley is feverishly banging out a 15000 word anti-Wenger screed right now.

I know “How Not Appearing For Court Can Ruin Someone’s Life” is not as catchy of a headline, but it would be the accurate one.

Anything more than butter and Frank’s is gilding the lily.

I don’t bring it back, but I do keep it at the office for Chipotle-only use. To me, it’s no different than using different bottles several times if I were eating in. It’s all getting dumped on a burrito one way or the other.

Please resolve a workplace argument: is it OK to take the bottles of Tabasco from Chipotle with you if you carry out? I say yes, because they are intended for use with the food, and it is impossible to unwrap everything and apply in-store. My coworkers say I am just a common thief.

Hey now, that’s my territory.

Christian Watford’s 3 pointer at the buzzer in 2011 to beat the juggernaut Kentucky team was during my son’s baptism party. I yelled so loudly, and he was scared so badly, that my wife refused to talk to me the rest of the night. So worth it.

Business Insider is one step above the “This One Weird Trick” pop up ads as far as click bait headlines go. The Diet Coke headline is down right demure for that rag.