Is this going to have the same ridiculous amount of caffeine as the blonde roast coffee? If I recall correctly, a venti of that stuff had almost 500mg, or enough to kill a horse (citation needed).

After issuing his tweet, Georgiadis was heard to tell the other individuals atop Solsbury Hill that they could keep his things, someone had come to take him home.

Your state borders Kentucky, Tennessee, and Arkansas, and your land grant institution plays in the SEC. Sorry to break it to you, but you live in the South.

We agree about Pennsylvania and Maryland. I’m not saying a Big Ten school is sufficient for Midwest membership; I’m saying it’s necessary.

Neither the Dakotas nor Missouri is in the Midwest. This is why Midwesterners, myself included, have never heard of this.

I have an ongoing theory that Thomas the Tank Engine is really just Sir Topham Hat’s delirium tremens hallucinations. If you watch closely, no one else talks directly to the engines (other than Mr. Percival, who is either a part of the hallucinations or is himself suffering from carbon monoxide induced visions). He’s…

Just to highlight how ridiculous this is, I can drive 30 minutes from my house in Indiana into Ohio where I can not only buy alcohol (including cold beer) on Sunday, but can do so at a drive-thru liquor store.

No, THIS is as cheeky as it gets:

There is a middle ground here. You can sous-vide and then smoke, which is my preferred method. Best of both worlds: perfect texture AND authentic smoked flavor.

This recipe is fine. However, like it is to most meat-related questions, the answer is sous-vide. Rub the ribs with whatever you like, pop them in a bag, sous-vide at 150 for 18-24 hours, THEN put them on the smoker at 225 for about an hour for the smoke flavor. I promise you, you will never again cook ribs…

Real talk: how hard would this be? I have zero computer hardware experience, but am reasonably good at following directions. 1-10, how likely am I to end up with a mini SNES as opposed to a fried circuit board and $61 of regret?

Real talk: how hard would this be? I have zero computer hardware experience, but am reasonably good at following…

I was diagnosed with the same tibial plateau fracture 2 months ago. 6 weeks of no weight bearing. 3-4 months of partial weight bearing. Total healing time 6-18 months, with up to 5 YEARS before the fracture can no longer be detected on an MRI.

Relevant:

Did “grotesquely” become a synonym for “accurately” and I just missed it? Puerto Rico did have broken infrastructure prior to the hurricane. It was massively in debt. These factors (particularly the infrastructure) undoubtedly have worsened the humanitarian crisis. You can argue that those things don’t need to be…

As someone who lives in a non-Indianapolis part of Indiana, I’m going to take the Chik-Fil-A comment as a compliment. In my head it means that our food is delicious, our bathrooms clean, and our people both friendly and efficient.

Shouldn’t the stroller rolling down a set of stairs be the Battleship Potemkin?

What a minute. I thought Starfire looked like this:

This is true. Since knowledge of “how the real world works” and happiness with your life is judged by your ability to self-aggrandize on internet comment sections, I am plainly a failure. Woe is me.

I agree 100%. I also suspect this program director wasn’t on Kotaku bragging about “banging his hot blonde wife.” If you use an otherwise “menial” job as a stepping stone to a better position, you are the definition of the American dream. If you revel in never making past assistant manager of a convenience store, you…

There is one thing we can agree on: your imagination is certainly far more developed than mine. Your posts certainly establish that.