Even off a track, it seems like journalists in general treat these things like every rental car joke ever.

Yeah, most every car has a good chance of breaking when you take it to the track. You can take a GTR Nismo to a laid back track day and you have a good chance you need to go to the dealership the next day.

EVERYONE FOLLOW THIS MAN, WE WON LIFE!!!

Yes, actually they're terrible. None of you should buy one. Especially not S54 coupes. Please do not make that terrible mistake.

In Russia, road crashes into you.

If it's an option, you're missing a zero.

Seriously, this. I know mine smells like cherry blossoms and unicorn farts, but...that's my stink. Not someone else's. Makes a HUUUUUUUGE difference.

Gotta go against you on that "don't bring your own helmet" thing. Don't know where you're at, Alex, but there's no way in hell I'm sharing a helmet with the general Los Angeles public, especially after I spent good money on my own. I say bring your own helmet and don't talk shit.