I thought BMWs came factory without turning signals or a parking brake? I mean, I've never seen a BMW using either.

If the world is ending, then i'll just stick with mine and sell all my belongings for gas money. Bitch* in the front, dog in the back. A supercharger would be nice though.

Public education in the US is a joke, and sadly that's all most people get when they learn how to drive.

Couldn't agree with you more. I love Texas, but our drivers suck ass. And since this drought it seems like no one knows how to drive in rain anymore. Fucking morons, everywhere. I want to kill people on a daily basis.

-Had sex in my M Coupe

-Had sex in my M Coupe

I bought a 2010 Jetta TDI Sportwagen for the wife on the 10th, her birthday. CPO Warranty, 26k miles, 45 mpg.

I don't care what place he got. That was fucking awesome. Sure he wrecked his honda, but at least he was racing. The highlight of my week was selling 4 bicycles in two days at work :(

No less! I wish i could have gone to dorkfest this year :(

there are probably more affordable cars out there, but this is bound to be a collectible.

well of course it's not without permission. But in hindsight I could have made that more clear. In texas there's a surprisingly high number of places in little towns with giant yards of stuff for sale. You drive up, knock on the door, and they come out to greet you. Then you pop open a shiner and pontificate on…

haul ass and find a new backroad.

I'd like her to get familiar with my vessel..........hehehe

here in texas diesel isn't 20% more expensive than gas..........but of course we do refine all of that shit down the street from my house.

preach it brotha!

Here's a decent beer from texas. It also gets extra points because it originated with German immigrants in Texas and was re-birthed by a german national. Their Kosmos Ale, named after Kosmos Spoetzl the brewmaster for which the brewery is named, is amazing. They also have great seasonal beers. I'm tired of people…

1 trillion internets for you sir

HOLY SHIT!

Don't look it up. I'm sure you worry about the future of humanity enough. Watching that show wont help.

don't watch. it hurts.