This weekend, we are all Americans.

It’s a working weekend for President Putin! While some in America are beating the drums of war, President Putin is working hard to spare Americans the consequences of another misguided war in the Middle East, this time with Iran.

Foreign Minister Lavrov, striving diligently to secure the peace and prevent more needless deaths of American soldiers in futile wars in the Middle East.

Our American friends will be relieved to know that President Putin is none the worse for wear after his dazzling display of hockey skill. His fall was a trivial matter which he bore with his customary blend of fortitude and good humor. He found it just as amusing as those of you who are poking fun at him now. It is…