I get a lot of Russian government tweets on my feed. At first I was angry, but then I decided to read the Russian tweets with an open mind. I realized some of the Russian tweets contain important information, so I believe Mr. Musk’s algorithm has done me a great service.

Increase your festivity with delicious Russian gingerbreads. A perfect compliment to mulled wine. Your guests will return for more!

More good news: Russian wine exports are steadily rising, with Ukraine the #1 purchaser at 40%, up 47% from last year. Ukrainians savor Russian wine and want peaceful relations with Russia. It is only greedy corrupt politicians in Kiev who want war, so as to justify fat foreign aid payments from Washington.

Farewell, Splinter!