Freshmen college track athletes do not, as it were, have a large collection of subjects on wire photo services.

No, RealPontiacFakePontiac, you’re not Satan. You’re just an asshole.

then you’re just a fucking piece of shit.

You................sound like...............a.................very...............................miserable...........................human......................being.

So your arbiter of which animals deserve to live is based on their usefulness to humans? Hey, your grandma has outlived her usefulness, let’s add her to this list, ok?

If we’re talking about purposefully ending a species, can we please start with mosquitos? The ones you mentioned don’t actually /actively/ harm humans, and can be cute sometimes.

Right... gassing.

Calm down there, Satan.

I imagine how lonely you must be.

“their place of fitness” I'm going to start referring to everything like this. The Mexican restaurant is now my place of tacos.

And that, for example, the style of objects they want. So you can see that the country quilt you were considering will not go well in their industrial loft.

I’m not a fan of telling someone what they should give as a present before they ask you. Have an e-mail ready to send out with a link to your registry or registries. Give them to your parents and wedding party for people who ask them. I think the tactful way to ask for money is to say “Thank you, we’re just happy you…

It’s fine to not have a registry. It’s fine for people to voluntarily gift cash. It’s tacky as fuck to directly ASK for money, and if you did that, I guarantee people snickered about your tacky ass.

Your situation is very different to what is being suggested here though. “No gifts please” versus “cash gifts only”. I for one have no problem seeing one as classy and the other as tacky.

I should add that my wife and I had a gift-less wedding. For guests who insisted on giving something, we pointed them to a favorite charity of ours.

If you’re saying you’re actually homeless then I wish you the best of luck in finding affordable housing.

So you only have friends with poor taste?

If you don’t need pots and dishes to start your joint household then you also don’t need cash. Full stop.

Thank you. This idea that a gift registry means you get six toasters... Just, no. That’s not how it works.

Asking for cash instead of gifts is becoming more and more acceptable