88% of the worlds population believe in a "god".

Lord of War - one of the best. Oh and Watchmen!!

I love the Simpsons (seasons 1 - 8). But this has to be the worst house I've ever seen.

Saw those on some sales email the other day. They're like 99% realistic, so 99% more chance of accidently pouring coffee on your nice camera.

This is great news. But will the bottle expire before the pepsi does?

Awesome. HERE'S HOPING.

Gmail also have a handy "attachment" key word notifier - where if you have said in your email "I have attached x document" and click send with no attachment, it will have a pop up that says "Hey, you said attachment, but there's no attachment dumbass! You wanna keep sending or do you wanna sort this shit out?"

Heyyyy, I don't remember saying that.

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If the sun ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

Proud to be a New Zealander right about now.

How do they go to the bathroom? Do they have a long-drop?

God, no imagination.

Steve Jobs laid a cable on stage? Now this I wanna know!

Hey buddy, I ordered my coffee ten years ago.

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Not really a dust-jacket portrait, is it. Good for her.

Well, this all sounds delicious.

@jiveabillion: Yeah, yknow I totally put that image up there but it got taken down for some reason ! ???? Relevant.

@Elliuotatar: I remember those. I think the cat kept attacking it so we had to put it down.