"Don't try this at home, leave it to the stupid experts".

Would it be cheaper just to teach people how to properly make a cup of coffee?

Wow this is embarrassing. I'm pretty sure I just soiled myself.

Computer... science. Computer science.

Dude... you're so right.

It's yo boy JZ

Wouldn't it be scary irony then?

I really miss it, so happy to find a fan!!!

Eww? You're shittin' on a classic there.

"Our Founding Fathers guaranteed us certain protections. The freedom of speech; freedom of religion; the freedom to own and play stringed instruments of all kinds. Those Founding Fathers didn't place restrictions on these freedoms. They didn't say, "The right to play guitar shall not be violated, except when used to…

Out there, guitars like this didn't enforce the law, they were the law.

Out of interest, is your nickname derived from this? Because that's awesome.

I am furious at the excuses people are making on here for child abuse.

Unbelievable.

Maybe it's the largest one they've busted so far.

Very true, often prisoners who have committed indecent acts like this will be given a fake sentence suited to the time if other criminals ask what they are in for. However, they may get put into a separate section of the prison, because prison justice against pedophiles can get pretty lethal.

What the crap are you on about?

In the United States, 95 percent of the population "believe in God."

Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort them out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 Federal Marshals to bring him down. Now let's never speak of this again.

Isn't the sexual abuse of children as bad as violence? Who rates these things anyway?