@ModernBawhair: This is the best comment yet.

Ahhh Hezbollah. You wife-beating drunk.

I cried during this movie.

We walk in circles... great song - New Zealand artists. Thought I'd drop that in there. Related - sorta.

@legendofmatt: This is also a good point, bud. I live on a farm, and we have cattle that are free to roam our green pastures. Every 18 months we have to either sell or homekill the boys for meat - and we do this very humanely. It's still pretty sad to watch them go but at least I know where my food comes from.

"...it's amazing that we are not using our formidable technology to make the life of these birds even a little bit better."

I just wanna throw it out there, that the comments from y'all are amazing on this.

@Willard Fillmore: Or no door.

@rockmanx3300: Love. This.

Heavy.

@i ♥ Tofu: You're totally right.

Sorry, Mr Wilson.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.4: Mis-adventures no more!

I think the onion is better...

$14k a seat - does it come with ear muffs?

Dude, is that just a whaling spear gun with coat hangers? You'd be better off robbing a clothing store with that.

@Arcane: What do you mean, 'suddenly'? Dammit, I always want bacon.

The hands of drowning men.

Ryan Reynolds is normally great - but frankly this trailer isn't really making me feel excited.

Whoa whoa whoa. Are you telling me that's not an actual lemon?