Hope your knee is okay, man.

@darkanimematt: Now it's time to teach you a little respect.

We cut down the hope tree, sent it off to the mill where it was ground up into a mix of wood, water, and other chemicals. That liquidy mix was fed through a variety of machines that spread the mix out flat and kept it flat while it dries into paper. The paper was collected as long long sheet on huge rolls. The rolls…

@tomservo77: I thought it was a telemarketing game!

@Dorian Arbos: Or target Professor Plum in the conservatory with a candlestick.

@CaffineFreakUs: I tend to disagree.

What year are we in? More like what movie are we begrudgingly participating in?

After Hollow Man, I have been waiting for a Bacon I can cuddle.

I adore how techy computery gadgets can be so incredibly heartwarming and give such strong emotional responses.

@Billybird: Superzing!

@Billybird: Bowser is also known as King Koopa.

@Drummertist v.3: It's the story of Michael Oher, a homeless and traumatized boy who became an All American football player and first round NFL draft pick with the help of a caring woman and her family.

The golden tickets will be worth more than the chocolate.

I can see through time.

@Brownski: Hilarious!

@Rianq: AWESOME.

Nothing from the QR code reader, but if I stare at it long enough, I can see a sailboat.

Mono means one, and rail means rail.

@Matthew Weflen: Not on your life, my Gizmodo friend.

LAMC 56.02: "...And God said to Abraham, thou shalt not use silly string on the sabbath"