Patience, my pet...

@Jordan Dunn: Ironing board, makeshift dinner table, window for a breeze, everything but an actual door.

@morphoyle: You're hilarious! This is such a great description of it.

In all seriousness, why don't they sell these shoes in a charity auction in aid of helping people with Parkinson's Disease?

@RubiksCube: A little from column a, a little from column b.

Top left - is that a person inside it?

@chauncy that billups: The guys in New Zealand have "Mo-vember" where they grow their facial hair for the whole of november to raise money for Prostate Cancer. It's really fun. And hairy. Girls can do it too... except the hair grows elsewhere.

@Settings: Prostate cancer awareness. More finger up the bum stuff. We wear blue ribbons for that.

Eye-ball raping is such a good term. I really need to bring it into everyday conversations.

@tylerbrainerd: Yeah.. I did realise this.

Loving the guy in the blue jacket - the only crowd-member trying to raise the roof.

What an amazing review! Had me in stitches. Well done, sir.

@MysticBiker: Stoked to see how many people live in NZ that are on here. You noticed how the herald is always a week behind on reporting all this cool gizmodo news?

It'll land you the world's lightest wallet.

Kermit is always stealing the limelight. [rimshot]

@ktoktok: Loving this.

Just reading other comments - what is it that he did wrong? I live in New Zealand, we're still buzzing about Neopets over here.

Someone had to bring out the game for the movie I guess.

The guy on the radio said that fella rode his segway straight off a cliff - and he was upright the whole time.

Alright, I admit it. I'm an idiot. Now, can someone please explain to me the whole sunny/rainy thing?