Even a shattered clock tells the right time twice a day... I think.

Did she have to walk miles to that photoshoot? I think I prefer the dead pixels one.

A strong cup of coffee at 6am before a workout at 7am (apparently it's really good for you), and then 10:30 tea-totaling.

Beards, tatts and beans. Everything I love about chocolate. Can't wait to give it a try - hopefully can be ordered online somehow? New Zealand is like, 2 years away :-/

@mercury_marine: Are you talking to me?

@runplaysleeprun:

Salmon that can take down a bear.

Those seats are the number one cause of international yeast infections.

I'd rather my feet weren't touching the ground in those. And that woman does not look comfortable. It's like a cats face when they're doing the business in your lawn and you're like hey chairman meow, are you laying out a cable and he's all like "rreeuurghh".

2pac isn't getting as much california love as I thought he'd be getting. Bottom of the pile.

Would be great if this was a MacBook case.

@Pew Pew BOOM: In mother russia, you don't pass the salt, the salt pass YOU.

I see AOL is alive and well.

Myspace. I'm pretty sure that's closed to everybody.

@Orionsaint: I couldn't stop thinking about his tiny hand throughout that whole interview.

I work as a copywriter. This is absolutely baffling.

@nairb555: I loved SkiFree and Sim City too. I'm glad we had a childhood.

"learnin a lot".

"super naked" motorcycle concept.

@UofITom: Joseph withdraws.