What the fuck is wrong with people?!?? If you can't afford your lavish, $200/plate wedding without expecting your guests to pay for it, then don't fucking have a lavish, $200/plate wedding, you spoiled, entitled, pathetic brats.

I didn't know bringing your own towel was a thing until I had guests start asking me if they should bring one when they stayed. "What? Why? I have towels for you." Maybe because my mom always made sure to lay out guest towels when we had someone over?

You're very lucky. That Pharaoh lets you sleep in his bed.

I think it's incredibly stupid, but that might also be because of the burning, undying hate I have for Mockingjay as a book. There is just no need for two movies...everything important would have fit nicely into one. Instead we're going to be treated to long, drawn out versions of PTSD Katniss. No one wants that.

His sister, the Duchess Mocha-Latte Von FluffyPants is the biter. She'll purr and lull you in to a false sense of security then NIP! SNAP! NIBBLE! you're thinking about whether or not you need to drive to Urgent Care. (That's a twin bed. They are both about 19 pounds of Ragdoll.)

...so I'm guessing they have the ability to speak from their tits?

That was a very close one. A little too close, what with all the GOP shenanigans.

"Waddles about, swinging his big flaccid dick with pride"

I'm not sure which one I hate more: Sideboob or Underboob. Maybe underboob because croptops are usually involved.

Man, Oprah shouldnt even have gone on Oprah looking like that.

Thank you lady

Makes so much sense

"...the occasional bouts of sweetness do not make up for constant abusive language."

"I'm supposed to recite the pledge with three fingers raised? Fuck you. You're lucky I'm giving you two. I'm a motherfucking daisy: deal with it, bitches."

<3 this kid

Or you could do what I do... don't leave the house. Seriously, I love my house, my things are there, my dogs and cats are there, my boyfriend is there, everyone I like can come to my house any time, yay dinner parties! But me? Leave the house? No. I go to work, I come home, thats it. Seriously guys, the 40s are your…

I don't know if it's mainly the hat or mainly her, but goddamn.

Start a discussion? Okay...

"Donuts > cupcakes, and everyone knows that."

Damn right.

Such an inspiration!!!