Honestly, this sentence made me laugh so hard and yet feel so sorry for you!

Ditto here. I watch way more than 3 hours...maybe eventually I'll be found dead on my sofa with my cat gnawing on my fingers, or something equally as freaky.

ITA, if I worried about every little flaw on my body (cellulite, adult acne, my emerging wrinkles and etc) I'd probably just hide under my bed every day. Pre-cellulite? Give me a freaking break.

I am exactly the same age as you and I feel the same way about voicemail, though mine is a lot more recent. I generally don't mind getting a message if it's from a doctor confirming an appointment (or things of that nature) but when my aunt or mom leaves me one, I practically need to take a day off work in order to…

ITA, I'm 5'7'' and have a BMI of 19-20 and I find this article more than a little insulting. Yes, calling Miss Indiana an "average American woman" is a wee bit silly but to somehow infer / imply that she's abnormal is ridiculous. Am I abnormal because I wear a size 4? Uhhhh, no.

I'm a breakfast - and breakfast food - lover but I rarely eat first thing in the morning. I just can't work up an appetite right away, so I usually end up eating at my desk once I get to work.

I donated to this yesterday (albeit nowhere near 20K lol) and for a moment I was like "hmmmm, I could ask for a line of credit from my bank...then donate the 20 grand..." But then, thankfully, the moment passed.

I don't feel bad for those people either, but I sort of understand why they would do it. (Grief, wanting closure and etc). Still, I can't watch her show without practically eye-rolling myself into a seizure.

Yeah, I was scratching my head wondering why this "tutorial" would be necessary in the first place, unless you're really new to an office environment and tend to overshare. I mean, I'm going on an awesome vacation later this year but it's not like I was ever going to leave an obnoxious message about it.

Holy hairballs, that voice was scary. I got some serious "Exorcist" vibes from that! Where are the priests?

Totally agree and I would buy any magazine that gave me "insider info" like this. Arya + the Hound = BFF's? They deserve an A+ and a gold star.

Seriously, I wish someone could explain this to the people in my life who freak out whenever they see me with a tan. (Full disclosure: I'm a very pale Arab woman and I'm usually the same shade as milk but I tan very easily). I always hear "Oh my god, don't you wear sunscreen? You'll burn! You'll get cancer! Slap on…

Grilled cheese doesn't even crack the top 10 but yet there are two seafood-based sandwiches up there? Two! Whaaat? I'm sorry, there's not much different between a lobster roll and a crabcake sandwich, aside from the seasoning (bread + seafood + binder = sandwich.)

Oh dear lord that episode gets me every single time. Tears, so many tears!

Welp, I guess I'll have to add this to the list of series that I started in one decade and finished in another. I picked up the first Wheel of Time book at 16 and finished it about 20 years later and ASOAIF is already halfway there (started at 25-26 and I'm now pushing 40).

Exactly what I was going to say...these people need to get their eyes checked, firstly. Then they need to get their panties out of a twist. Heaven forfend that the children might see some thigh!

It is so annoying, I'm a 34D (but not a "typical" va-va-voom style D cup, I just have a really small torso compared to my breasts) and I cannot go braless without feeling really uncomfortable. The only time I am braless is when I'm at home, vegging. Otherwise, the girls need support.

That's exactly where my mind went too. MmmmmSpermbender.

I adore museums - no joke, I spent 3 of my 4 days in DC last summer in museums and still wish I'd had more time - but I loathe free museum days. I've been twice and it was ridiculously crowded, the lineups were looooong and by the time I got inside there were so many people there that I barely saw a thing. I'd rather…

I put debasing in quotation marks because of that very reason, lol. I know the Romans weren't horrible KKK-style racists but they did see anyone who was non-Roman as being beneath them, regardless of their color (and also I couldn't think of another, better term to use than debasing). I mean, they used to poke fun at…