Thanks Oprah, another The Root medical hero.

And without Führer adieu, Ann Coulter!

She’s a good girl and has a shiny coat.

Look at that poor lady beneath her.

I think we’ve reached the point where you need to start listing him as Dale Hansen instead of “Dallas Sportscaster.” I get that there’s a certain novelty to what Deadspin uses, and I know whenever I see his face I think “Oh, it’s the Woke Texan,” but he’s been doing this for long enough. It undersells who he is as a…

He’s like my grandpa, if my grandpa weren’t a horrible racist.

NotKD, KDiskewl, KD#1, seriouslynotKD, and Durant4prez have weighed in on Twitter and it’s not looking good for Draymond in this beef.

“In the last eight years of Obama, I have respected him and stood up for him and I’d never say a bad word. 

“In the last eight years of Obama, I have respected him and stood up for him and I’d never say a bad word. We have to respect one another.”

Yeah, seriously guys. Like, wait until something happens such as Congress lining up legislation to ensure that the ACA gets overturned.

I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil. But, man, if it’s true he did it to keep his chick from finding out, that’s a bad look. There are levels of chick you obstruct justice over. Kate Upton, Emily Ratajkowski, Betty…

Yeah, but “borderline illegal shit” is also known as “legal shit”.

Did you hear that swoosh sound? It wasn’t Phil Knight.

He was making a joke about the propensity of closed head injuries and CTE amongst football players, you see.

So it’s society’s fault that I now fear police? Thank you football player who won’t even remember this incident in twenty years.

The DA explained: “We have no evidence that Agholor is even capable of any offense.”

This is indeed a horrific injury. On the positive side, GoPro has contacted Cyborg for possible product placement.

Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth: FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NAME!!! I’M SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ANSWERING THIS- oh, you mean the NBA player’s name?

“Robinson apparently refused to leave the car because he thought he was still on the road...” This is more a testament to the comfort and suspension of American cars than it is to his cluelessness.

Having heard the Jags were going to move to London, Robinson was taking initiative in trying to drive across the pond.