Dear Antonin Scalia,

Lebron might be built like a tank, but he has the toughness of a man who drives a Kia

James is the biggest crybaby in the series and I would absolutely love to see him in a fight against Green. Green would absolutely destroy him. James is a physical specimen but one thing he definitely isn't is a fighter.

He said “Swish”, JR’s nickname. He was calling on JR to answer the question then someone told him to answer it. The awkward pause was just them trying to out who should answer.

“Swish” as in JR Smith not switch. Might want to rewrite some of this article. Just saying.

Amazed at the spacing the Cavs gave the Warriors compared to the OKC series. Warriors mood seemed calm throughout the game.

What if ten thousand years after the apocalypse that follows Trump’s presidency the next civilization’s scientist look through the rubble and find this artifact? Wouldn’t this be the equivalent of the missing link? A 21st century clue that explains what happened?

“Well the good news is now your mom can finally get a belt made”

Since Steven Adams is from New Zealand Green thought a down under kick was actually appropriate.

“I’m not Batman.” Hmmm...sounds suspiciously like something someone would say if they were trying to hide the fact that they are Batman.

Steven Adams would most likely describe this Kung Fu move as “Monkey Style.”

Draymond: THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!

Wilson worked hard on this speech. He read through a ton of Google search results to find it.

It’s really hard to get the message the writer is sending when you don’t read more than the headline of the article.

He definitely looks in perfect form to lose to the Warriors in 5.

I have one of these already. It’s called a pocket. When my phone is in there and it buzzes I feel it against my leg and know I have a notification.

I have one of these already. It’s called a pocket. When my phone is in there and it buzzes I feel it against my leg…

OK, I guess I'll just come right out and explain the joke, since you're pretending to have the reading comprehension and critical reasoning faculties of a fish stick.

Ha, yeah, the one thing that rainbow-cake comment section lacks is that one guy who feels the need to let everybody know that he couldn't be bothered to read the whole article.