Looking forward to all the people on this board who, during the election, claimed Hillary was as bad as Trump - who are all now pretending like they weren’t wringing their hands about the importance of 3rd parties and insisting on voting for the perfect gluten-free biodynamic political candidate of their choice…

“In some ways, Trump is one of the best things to happen to this country because look at how many people are getting off their posteriors,” says Sherry Wells, the Green Party’s Michigan chairwoman. “So part of me is giggling.”

I’m at Jon Ossoff’s pre-election rally. Huge turnout, and spirits are high. Send us good vibes for tomorrow!

But that Trump quote actually made me think “huh, Kim Kardashian normally gives more cohesive statements than that.” That’s where we are. Our president sounds stupider than Kim Kardashian.

Complete with appropriation haircut!

Me when I thought they were going to insult Bieber:

It babashook me too.

I can do anything except snakes. I don’t have the counter space for snakes.

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT STEEL MAGNOLIAS???

Up to 95% of the victims of global terror are Muslims - an often overlooked statistic when right-wing blowhards begin talking about the critical dangers they face in Des Moines or Texarkana.

Fucking despicable. Jesus Christ. SPEAKING OF PEOPLE WHO WOULD ALSO BE DISGUSTED.

Next you’re going to see Jay Sekulow attempt to insist that when Trump was referring to a “witch hunt” it had nothing to do with the special counsel’s activities and was actually in response to the constant accusations of night-dancing and crop-sabotage leveled at Trump by Goody Pritchard.

Man I miss Parks & Rec so freaking much it hurts. It’s one of those really rare shows where it actually made me a better person, if that makes sense.

A little horse is NOT a pony.

All I know is I’m a middle-aged woman who loves “Teenage Dream.”

I’m here for all of it! The Monica Lewinsky season will be crazy fun, because it was outrageous even at the time. Jeez Louise, that blue dress! Linda Tripp!  Speak into that tacky brooch so the secret recording sounds nice and clear! And I remember the manhunt for Andrew Cunanan in Miami after he killed Versace. He…

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