my driveway has already begun the weekend in earnest:

The “church” isn’t one entity. There are plenty of religious groups that have rejected the oppressive bullshit. I don’t know exactly what denomination she identifies​ with so I can’t speak to her alignment with her church.

I was all like...

This kid is so great he actually made me not mind watching a Jimmy Fallon clip.

He really does remind me of his dad. I still remember the day I got completely sold on the Crocodile Hunter. Up until then I had enjoyed his show but always taken it with a grain of salt, thought he was just doing a character, etc. Then one…

I’m very late to the Momastery revolution. I read her Love Warrior book after the divorce was made public and she makes my roll my eyes so hard but then every so often there’s a little nugget that makes me think about something in an entirely new way. So I got her first book from the library and it’s really really…

“My sexuality is Abby”

I would say that even at 19 a parent has very right to step in and give advice when their kid is going off track. BUT not to the media.

FINALLY. Some of us have had this opinion since Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement.

Comey is amazing. He managed to get the word hookers off that dossier into public record by way of writing what Trump said to him. Brillz! He’s basically begging to be asked about it and legitimize it further.

Meanwhile....

Way to bury the lede!!!!

That’s a good suit. But Bomer could wear a garbage bag and still look flawless cuz he’s too pretty!

It’s interesting but sad that this guy is completely oblivious to the fact that he himself has been radicalized. Threatening to kill yourself for a cause and leave your kids as orphans, calling for the murder of people of a different religion, putting your anger and your cause over everything precious in your…

“Ignore him like all of the other world leaders ignore him.”

Those Ariana Grande pics left me a little teary eyed....

“For some reason, this issue of meteors has become an issue for the dinosaurs,” said Penceasaurus Rex.

Mike Pence: “Stop worrying about unimportant things like climate change, and start thinking of new ways to oppress the gays!”

“Why doth the peasantry fret so o’er this ‘Black Death’? ” ~Lord Pence, c. 1350 

“For some reason, this issue of smallpox has become a paramount issue for the Natives.” Colonist Pence, 1616

“For some reason, this issue of icebergs has become a paramount issue for the passengers.” Captain Pence, 1912