Got dang, those glasses are creepy, man.

I'm surprised Jones said anything at all, she has built a reputation on being notoriously tight-lipped.

If you fake it there, you can fake it anywhere...

There's nothing wrong with her body, that's how a 47 year old body looks, if you're lucky and have very, very good genes. Why people should continue the myth that beautiful = young I don't know. Because as a species our window of youth is relatively small, and we'll be old far longer than young. That's a long time to…

See? Who says the GOP can't keep up in the modern social media era. Or with, uh, jokes.

Romy and Michelle's Desert Getaway more like.

The problem is in assuming that ever happened at all.

Thelma & Louise 2: Scissor Twins Bugaloo

A word of caution, passers-by: You're not just taking a selfie with Gronk. You're taking a selfie with everyone he's ever taken a selfie with in the past.

drinking game for SOTU next year?

[alleged Viking proverb] The two happiest days in the life of a boat owner: the day you buy it, and the day you sell it.

Ha, I'm not talking about motorboats or even fishing boats such a s a Boston Whaler. I'm talking about POWER boats, those sleek racing style boats with an engine that could fly a 747. Cigarette boats some of them are called.

You have saved many of us who were curious as to how bad it was without being able to stomach an actual read.

It takes a hell of a marksman to hit a guy that many times and still keep him alive.

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

"Jon Stewart Should Run For Office!"

I think he's far too responsible to run a 3rd party ticket. He knows he'd snipe way too many votes from the Democratic candidate and in so doing, hand Republicans a solid W.

It's the kind of season that would make someone hang himself from the rafters.