Mars Needs Moms, Not Dads

Money and power make "other" all look the same. Green is the only color.

They're the original rose colored glasses, enabling him to see the world exactly as he likes.

Jesus Christ

"Ha ha, smell de finger, ha ha!"

Schwinn-tastic.

See? Who says the GOP can't keep up in the modern social media era. Or with, uh, jokes.

Mo'ne Davis something else. If she continues on this pace, through college (get those degrees, gurl!) and into the pros- with all the endorsements and benefits, she'll be able to command a league salary in the high- and I mean high- 5 figures.

Thelma & Louise 2: Scissor Twins Bugaloo

Fuck it, Dano. Let's go get lei'd.

The legend grows.

[alleged Viking proverb] The two happiest days in the life of a boat owner: the day you buy it, and the day you sell it.

"King me!" -Barkley, diagonally taking Terry Bradshaw's pawn with a rook, somewhere warm in a few years

Hey retard, she said the book is too long and insipid. That's all. Nice try though.

Rep. Burka's gums have a little mission creep, there. He should be worrying more about regular floss and less about anal floss.

Or, there are some nice gentlemen one could employ usually relaxing near your local Home Depot. The ones with the Cockney accents are the best for this particular chore, job creator.

This guy's more Annie Oakley than Chris Kyle.

Holy shit! Which one is you, and which one is Stewart:

You can almost hear the champagne corks popping.

Too tan.