99.99 percent of the time I find Coors Light to be disgusting. But if I’m on a golf course with some friends on a hot as blazes day in August there is no better taste in the world than a so cold it has ice crystals floating in it silver bullet. Bonus points if it’s not yet 9 am.

Sorry if I have to be “that guy” but what I just watched is disgusting and never would have happened in the old days. It’s just not right and has no place in baseball.

It keeps his demons at bay.

Not a total dick move. Just the tip.

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

That made me laugh right out. Thank you.

Damn that was perfect

“Music”

Wait till you hear her music.

Bradford is so out of touch with the league that he requested a trade back to St. Louis.

Last insane off-season + last season + this insane off-season = I now feel like a Browns fan.

I guessed “eggplant wiener”

It’s weird how you never know if the next guy you accidentally step on his foot is a complete psychopath and riddles you with bullets.

#BlackTopMatters

“No way he’d use the other two lanes!”

The latter. But maybe also a little for the former. Hero fantasies aside, the reason that law enforcement is pretty specific about citizens not getting involved in chases is 100% related to safety of all involved. As nutty as they both sound, the younger commentator was quick to rightfully point out that ramming…

“Maybe they stole it cause the hood wouldn’t go down.”

I know. It’s about my next door neighbor.

THE PORNHUB 500: COME FIRST, AND COME REGULARLY

It must have something to do with his Highly Grueling Hitting drills