lmao.........that last line really did get me.

If this Steven Wright-looking motherfucker can share space with Lou Ferrigno, you can do anything.

I'm sick of hearing the word "integrity" come out of the mouth of that pasty-faced muppet

This is the comment of the day

I just wish i ever had a moment in life that was bad ass enough for me to just get up from the floor and turn around do a cool handshake like a boss with my friend/teammate/co-worker/live person as I walk away from said accomplishment

You wanna talk about the Mount Rushmore of micwork? I met "The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart one night while I was waiting tables at a bar downtown..

One time I was playing a pick up game w/ a whole bunch of dudes I probably didn't have any business playing against, the guy i was guarding easily had at least 4 inches of height on me. One trip down the floor he got a full head of steam on his take to the rim and I just jumped as high as i could and tried to hit his…

I swear when i first saw this article i thought..."Haven't we already seen this once?"

"oatright"

Excellent form on the double leg take-down.

I love Jon Stewart.

BAHAHAH yes that's awesome

Good lord Lebron is a beast. That was like watching a video game

I was going to leave a comment on how much I hate Duke....but this will do.

I've never heard of this dude before today but now he's my hero.

She should definitely smack the hell out of the person that told her to "break a leg" before her performance.

Man that's sad. He just plays too reckless and with too much intensity to ever stay healthy.

Wow. Just wowwwww.

OH. MY. GOD

That death stare was awesome