Step by step. Inch by inch. First, it’s “illegals.” Then, it’s “shouldn’t be citizens.” Next, it’ll be “don’t deserve citizenship.” Before long, everyone’s right to live here will be at the government’s whim. Don’t salute the flag and sing the anthem? Criticize the president? Out you go.

*eyeroll*

Are we even going to feign surprise that a guy with multiple nazi tattoos got hired as a Louisiana police officer?

Also, I’m fucking amazed that these people let cops into their house without a warrant, dug through their own trash to give them evidence, AND provided them with identification so they could check for warrants. The proper response would have been to tell Officer Drug Dog to fuck right off and to then call your lawyer.

“It’s all going according to the plan”

From the start, pretty much?

That top image makes it look like he’s forcing Jeff Bezos to smell his belly button.

Come on, in my book it’s a positive that relatively harmless drugs such as MDMA (as opposed to cocain, alcohol, heroin etc) aren’t being demonized anymore. I am as much for a legalization of pot, as I am for MDMA.

• Scrubby sponges: soaked in bleach water and tossed once a week.
  

Being known as the “Racist Lawyer” for the rest of your life is second only to being the “Crying Nazi.”

- It doesn’t. But the headline screams the opposite. Which is...unorthodox.

lets take a moment and let the new normal of these two statements sink in:

すごい

Solution:

It is a cannibalistic, fist-sized frog covered in a noxious mucous secretion that burns your eyes.

Per scientist above:

At least with the plant in Thailand, the bikes can actually be assembled where the parts are made.

It means exactly what I intended it to mean. If you’re into motorcycles, this style of Japanese bike is everywhere. I guess the acronym is more common as “Universal”, but I’ve always known it at Ubiquitous.

I am quite aware of what the words I write mean. Thanks, though.

This is revolting. I feel like we should be friends.