only mustard is acceptable 

Who the fuck cares? Money talks baby!

This would never happen to the Cowboys

<$5=no tip

Whats wrong with that? I do it all the time

Don’t do it! It’s a trap!  

runs like a bitch

MDMA cheeses? It’s like the lord answered my prayers combining two of my favorite things in life:) SO HOW DO I GET INVITED TO THE PARTY?

Thanks, went straight to the comments for the answers.

I HATE SUPERHERO MOVIES(EVEN IS DEADPOOL IS A ANTI-HERO), they all have the same basic plot, AND bring nothing new to the table. IDK how people can be so stupid to watch a movie that is basically the same as the other 19 superhero movies. What happen to making movies that make a difference and connected deeply within…

Time, space, and money, that’s why Ican’t wrench....It’s truly... sad.

Albert, thanks for not being TOM LAY

It’s not a direct shot at anyone... why does the media always try to “read between the lines”? ...Stop trying to make everything Pop say’s into a Kahwi Leonard situation, Fucking media can’t get it right??? Pop is very literal, so if he say’s, Aldridge led the team on both ends of the court, he literally means,…

This is how i will quit my job

DUH, Of course you’re more inclined to play a game you’ve spent money on -VS- one that you haven’t spend money on. I find it fascinating how people easily give in and pay actual money into a intangible, momentary game, that has no value.

The undisputed, correct order is as follows: Draft, Bottle, Can.

what was in four locos?

literally fake news.

Just date a Hispanic. Problem solved.