CAST IT INTO THE FIRE

OKAY I HAD THE CORRECT THAN AND MY PHONE AUTOCORRECTED SIRI IS CONSTANTLY TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK SUPER DUMB ON THE INTERNET AND IT IS HURTING MY FEELINGS

Don’t worry, we’re not completely humorless. Of course we can try on crazy dresses :)

Yup, I did this. And I’m mormon. But I did my own bead work on the bolero so it matched the dress bodice and I loved it.

Like, I don’t. Seriously. I can’t even look directly at him most of the time, because its like staring into the sun.

“Ugh I was interested when I realized you were clearly woman-shaped, but now that I know your vagina works? GROSS!”

Yeah, I find as I get older it’s more difficult to maintain friendships because my friends and I are interested in different hobbies so when we get together it’s about food and/or drinking. Then I have acquaintances who do my hobbies, but we’re just such different personalities that I never see really becoming…

That’s probably only because life sentences - without parole or with release after decades, when the convict is nearing their senior years - are common; can’t be sent back to prison if you never get out, or are too old to be a repeat offender.

I apologize for not being truly original by not scouring the Jezebel comments to make sure I wasn’t committing a redundancy with my little Internet comment. If you’re so bored, you can always leave. Do you take my comment as a personal attack against you? You’re awfully condescending and unnecessarily angry that I…

So Lena consistently placing her needs above her sister’s is not at all abusive, got it.

Except that she was also 17 when she masturbated next to her sleeping sister - and she describes feeling her sister’s body against her during that act. And she describes bribing her sister for kisses and to get her sister to lay on her. And those are JUST the things she wrote about in the book - she didn’t admit to…

I was wondering that, too. A whole day of labor and the egg was intact?

yeah, how big are these women’s vaginas?

The gun scares me the most TBH... I mean, I would hope it wouldn’t be loaded. But if you are smuggling, then you probably need the bullets too... and I would just be convinced the safety would unhinge, and I’d shoot myself from the inside. It would be the most ironic and horrific suicide ever.

Just call it what it is: An allowance. An allowance for doing chores. That’s some fucked up power dynamic if a married, adult couple wants to treat each other like that.

Justin’s brother, 18, had sex with another girl at the house, just 14.

Well actually her real name is Fat Patricia.

Dive! is the name of the documentary. I show it to my suburb-raised, fairly affluent AP Environmental Science students. Once they get over their squeamishness about taking food out of the dumpsters, it really hits home the amount of food that gets wasted for no good reason.

for the love of all things holy, please do an article about all of the ways YOU CAN BE PREGNANT AND NOT KNOW. and then forbid the question everafter.

I'm a grown man that LOVES Pooh bear, and I'm not at all ashamed to admit it. I even keep a plush Pooh toy I've had since I was a small child. it's going to be torture seeing such an awful idea like this get made. You can only have one live-action character, Christopher Robin, and unless they're going with the…