Men like him are deeply paranoid about his daughter meeting the 20 year old version of himself.

T.I. is very concerned about his daughter’s hymen. He’s so concerned that he recently told a podcast that he goes to the gynecologist every year to have the doctor “check” her hymen.

If I’m that doctor, the Hippocratic oath requires me to lie to that fucking creepy-ass, boundary-challenged parent. “Yup. Still there. Like a Capri Sun, fresh out of the carton, up in there.”

That is absolutely just fucking gross. 

Well this is certainly ghoulish.

“This opens up a whole new opportunity for many of our clients who are no longer with us.”

That’s not a real quote, right? Please tell me that’s not a real quote. The whole part about someone being represented by an agency after they are dead is clearly satire, somehow this Onion…

He also stands up for union labor.

Oh thank God. My mom and I recently saw a segment about him on CBS Sunday morning about how he loves to read and supports the local bookstores and visits one in every city he goes to. And he also reads to kids. He was sooo sweet and cute and he made us Nationals fans immediately. I am so glad to hear he is so cool in…

You forgot Sean Doolittle, who is the very best of the Nationals. Doo is the best. He had the guts to state publicly why he wasn’t going. And he and his wife walk the walk and talk the talk in community activism. They hosted Thanksgiving dinner for Syrian refugees and got the community involved, when he was with…

Yep, solidarity for the deadspin folks!

Jezspin forever

Trump doesn’t know jack shit. He probably didn’t even know who Baghdadi was until they told him. He just wanted to take a dig at Obama, only for him to get egg on his face.

They announced the Baghdadi killing that morning. He was crowing about how that was bigger than the Bin Laden killing. You know he expected a hero’s welcome, like Bush at the 2001 World Series. In fact, I’m sure he expects a full on Trump rally where ever he goes. The fact that he got greeted with boos was so, so,…

She is complicit. No sympathy. Ever.

Does anyone find it weird that The Church of Satan is claiming that Hercule Satan, The World Martial Arts Champion and Protector of Earth, isn’t real? I mean, who else defeated both Perfect Cell and Majin Buu? 

It’s not as if many people from the hood can afford WS tickets. Those boos came from people with money.

It’s really the opposite.  It’s amazing his handlers would allow him out in public like this knowing how much he’s hated outside his little bubble.

I can’t believe it has taken this long for him to appear in public.

No, don’t feel anything for that Viper. She was/is a ‘Birther’ as much as her Vile husband. There’s plenty of video out there of her spewing the lies!

I honestly feel like something like this will be what brings him down. Not legal issues, or ethical violations....it will be something like a crowd booing and wounding his fragile little ego that will cause him to quit and let the world know, arms crossed and lip sticking out, that he didn’t want to be president…