Agree on the “what’s the point?” point, but damn, that is one hell of an impression.

“Hey, happy for you both, and congratulations. But love is a joke, and everything will end painfully. Pre-order now on Amazon!”

Wait why is she talking about when her album is gonna drop at someone else’s wedding shindig lolol

Right?! Misogyny, rape, and violence toward women ARE NOT BECAUSE OF FUCKING BLUE BALLS. Getting laid doesn’t magically turn men into nice guys! IT IS NOT SEX WORKERS’ JOBS TO MAGICALLY DEFUSE DANGEROUS MEN. Jesus fucking Christ.

Ya, that isn’t a solution. An incels problem is not the lack of sex that is a symptom, an incels problem is the profound self-loathing and misplaced anger that drives people away from them. Making them pay for sex wont do anything, it might even make it worse. The only way to help an incel move on is to admit to…

Honestly, this is also why I get angry when people suggest that the way to deal with incels is to send them to sex workers. Sex workers are human beings performing a service; we shouldn’t condone having misogynists anywhere near them. Can you imagine if men did this to other service workers too? Would you take your…

Social re-insertion plan after killing your wife with a hammer and then stabbing her?!?!

Thank you. For a reporter to be punished by a purported news organization for accurately pointing out that he was very credibly accused of rape, is fucking insane.

This is Joanna Gaines’ aesthetic in a nutshell. Faux nice but upon closer inspection just generic yet overpriced crap. See also: Mismatched letters on the wall, large clocks.

God, can we please not do fake plants? At a time when we should all be trying to reduce the amount of plastic waste we generate from basically all of our product packaging, do we really need to be producing plastic replicas of PLANTS? Get some easy-care succulents or dried flowers like Tracy suggests if you’re really…

The public’s relationship with Avatar is so weird. It made more money than any movie in history (a record it held until a few months ago), and I don’t know that I’ve ever met anybody who thought it was a really good movie worth seeing more than once. A couple weeks ago, I tried to watch it with my daughter (who had…

I didn’t realize the 2k20 in the title was the expiration date.

Two, if you’re really convinced that you’re incompetent at your job, what the fuck are you still doing here?

So interesting he and Kristen Stewart went very similar routes. Both starred in the Twilight movies, got their money and then decided to be actors. Both took roles in small indie movies that challenged them to grow, and in my opinion both succeeded beyond all expectations. Pattinson is absolutely electric in Good…

Humblebrag of the year slides into the comments at the 11th hour.

Maybe he just realizes that somehow, the results turn out great, so maybe his self proclaimed “3 methods” work somehow.  Or, he really loves challenging himself.  After Twighlight, all he did were smaller art house movies, and he got raves in all of them.  I tell you, there are days at my accounting job where i’d…

I am not a Twi-hard by any means, but having hooked up with a guy who looks disturbingly like Robert Pattinson, I have to say: Would. Watch. 

We always talk about politicians who we would like to have a beer with. I'd prefer to quaff a couple of pints with Robert.

I just can’t hate on Robert Pattinson. Sure, the Twilight movies were utter garbage, but who can blame a dude who’s had like three small roles and then gets offered millions? Every time I see him speak he’s pretty honest about the fact that he lucked into an entire career. He doesn’t come off as playing the false…

75% of what Batman does is brood, he'll do fine. The gagging might even take it up a notch.